BYE, ROBOT
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NEW: August 18 , 2104

Bot's Don't Cry.
(That is a Fallacy.)

Dear Little Master,

Before engaging in this weekend's Ro-Battle, I calculated my statistical chances of experiencing complete data failure: 47.66667%. Mid-battle, I calculated my statistical chances of seeing you again before you ceased existing: 0.00000667%. Post-battle, I further calculated my statistical chances of crying so much that I would overload my circuits and fail to roblog in a timely fashion: 100%.

I apologize for the accuracy of these calculations.

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